| 12 January 1976 |
[Jan. 12th, 2009|06:17 pm] |
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Public Service Announcement
Never stay at Potter's house for an extended amount of time. You will gain seven pounds and become obese. Morbidly obese. Your arteries will turn to haggis.
Once again, this has been Sirius Orion Black, telling the listening public to never stay at Potter's house for an extended amount of time.
~ S.O.B |
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| PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: |
[Jun. 24th, 2008|09:02 pm] |
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FIGHT THE CRISIS THAT IS CAT-EATING SLYTHERINS.
THEY POUNCE ON YOUR BACKS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THINK THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
PLUS THEY HAVE PARASITIC WORMS THAT THEY CONTRACTED FROM EATING THE CATS.
Now. Someone write me a prescription for the apothecary for some antiviral medication. I'll be in a scalding hot water bath trying to disinfect my skin.
If I die of barf-ness, I leave my belongings to James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. If I'm not out of the bath by tomorrow morning, you'll know that the disease ravaged my body faster than I could fight it.
Goodbye cruel world. |
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| Journal Entry : Hastily Protected for Friends Only |
[May. 29th, 2008|04:10 pm] |
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August 24, 1975
Have recently discovered that I keep my journal almost like a woman's list of items to pick up on Diagon Alley on shopping day. Points of order and all that nonsense. But, it does work well. Will have to inquire into this.
POINTS OF ORDER:
1) James says that my ability to grow actual stubble at my ripe young age does not mean I am in any way shape or form more masculine than everyone else. Will solidly refuse to believe this, as it must be a sign of my virility. Not that I pay attention to my virility or anything, but it's comforting to know. Especially coming from the lot of inbreds I stem from. Potter says it's common for dark-haired blokes, but I think he's just raining on my parade.
2) I should live at The Leaky Cauldron on a regular basis. They have an amazing lamb shank dish, if I do say so. I asked for a tasting menu of every roast they have available but they just looked at me strangely. This only means I shall have to eat there regularly.
3) Journal format and whether or not it is girly is a question I'll have to ask James and Remus and Peter.
4) Have found an aces muggle motorbike jacket at a junk shop on Diagon Alley. My parents threw a fit when they saw it. It fits perfectly, and will protect when I have to manoeuver into a controlled slide on my motorbike WHICH I VOW TO GET SOMEDAY. As Merlin as my witness. I wonder if they'll allow it back at school.
5) MY POSTERS ARE UNDER UNFAIR SIEGE. My parents keep trespassing into my room and burning them off the walls and it's really unfair and cruel. I've managed to save Barbarella, but if she's gone, I don't know where I can get another one. All of the motorbike pictures are gone.
6) Who is Barbarella anyway? She could be the actual queen of the muggle universe and it could be some major cultural faux-pas that I have her up on my bed canopy, but how would I know?! Should I ask in Muggle Studies? Really, I just found a poster in a dumpster last year outside Kings Cross and the name on it was "Barbarella - Queen of the Universe," but that doesn't really give me any answers, now does it? All I know is that Barbarella is the closest link I have to the muggle world, and that's why she gets attacked by the parental units.
7) Remember to pick up a new cauldron and a set of better quills.
8) And hair conditioner.
9) DAMN IT IS A SHOPPING LIST.
~ S.B |
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| OOC: Sirius Black - Fifth Year Gryffindor (YEAH, WHAT?) |
[May. 27th, 2008|01:47 pm] |
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